How does a rancher keep track of his cattle? With a cow-culator! 4n5r5

How many lips does a flower have?
Tu-lips!

What's a pepper that won't leave you alone?
Jalapeño business!

What job did the frog have at the hotel?
Bellhop!

What did the cake say to the fork?
"Want a piece of me?!"

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
Because he couldn't see himself doing it!

What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!

Why did the robber jump in the shower?
Because he wanted a clean getaway!

What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk!

How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!